5 Asian girls walk into a diner and this guy thinks it’s a Chinese buffet.
He came up to us several times even after being shot down repeatedly. He really didn’t understand that this wasn’t an all-you-can-eat situation and kept coming back for more.
After some threats and yelling from us, he finally gave up but not before calling us all haters. We raised our flutes of haterade (with our pinkies up, of course) and toasted to one another for a job well done.
I think the spotlight’s on you, sir!
#4. My sisters want to date me.
C and I were at a diner at 3am on a Saturday discussing important subject matters such as quantum physics, renewable natural resources, and the latest episode of Gossip Girls when this guy plops down at the table next to ours and interrupts our important conversation.
C demands that he gives us 5 reasons why we should let him talk to us.
Blah blah I have great hair blah blah…
“#4. My sisters want to date me.”
And the last reason?
“5. My mother agrees with my sisters.”
Not going to lie, it made me laugh.
So after a penthouse party, my drunk sister gave out my number to some rando guy. The first time he sent me his picture, I didn’t respond cause holy shit, I am not interested. He then sends me the same picture AGAIN with the caption, That’s me (on left). Like HEY, JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE BABY WHO WAS TEXTING YOU ALL ALONG.
I never did respond but damn, I should’ve sent that gnome picture.
